Friday, July 29, 2011

This is not a parking spot.

One of the very highly amusing things I love about Germany is observing when stereotypes ring extremely true. For example, they don't tend to do small talk and they are dressed in lederhosen and dirndl in public. One of the things that particularly amuse me is the driving. Yes, they do drive very fast - it's terrifying to realise that someone did roaringly overtake you despite your current speed being 130kmh, but also reasssuring to know that they will pull into the right lane to let the real speed freaks take over. This politeness also extends to the general lack of road rage (so far). Nary a honked horn to be heard despite all die Stauen (traffic jams). Despite all general control on the roads, it is highly amusing when I see them do something that reminds me that, yes....they are Europeans after all. This is particularly apparent in the parking. 


When Gnoudesavanes visited, he was highly amused to point out some cars that were separated bumper to bumper by approximately 5cm. Another time, someone asked me to get out of their car, and they then proceeded to park in such a small space that they had to crawl out of the passenger side. But my absolute favourite happened this morning in the Forschungzentrum carpark. There is (quite a large) visitors carpark that the bus drives through to drop off us non-drivers. It was moderately full and people had proceeded to park in a manner that lead to our bus driver to thread the needle. It was like this:
Where the rectangles are cars, the green ovals are the nature pieces, and the dashed lines are streetlines. Basically, cars were parking next to the trees where there was no parking space. 

Watching the driver navigate what should have been a dual direction carriageway that had been compressed to one lane, I observed to my friend on the bus that back in Melbs, people would get fined for parking thusly. The reply I received was, "But it's not blocking the road, our driver will get through it without hitting the others." And so he did. That was also very German.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

This needs to happen...

HARRY POTTER AS AN ANIME!!!!!

My interpretation of who's who, top to bottom, L-R
Tom Riddle/Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Nagini
Regulus Black, Kreacher
Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley
Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley
Percy Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Fleur Delacour
Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Tonks, Prof. McGonagall, Prof. Sprout (? not sure about this one)
Hagrid, Dobby
Aberforth Dumbledore, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood
Professor Snape
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Lily Potter, James Potter
Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Harry Potter
Prof. Dumbledore.

HOLY SHEET, I'D WATCH IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
I originally saw it here.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Just because it's been a while since I posted anything remotely science-y



Mouse hippocampus stained for neurons and glia. Damn compression has made it blurry.

Plant Killer

My new apartment has a a great and terrible balcony. Why so? It's great because it faces west meaning I get a lot of afternoon sun - great for when the sun actually does shine! However, it is also on the Erdgeschoss (ground floor) and it faces the street meaning I have very little privacy. But everyone who visited me has said it's a nifty thing - I could just put some plants in the planter boxes, and voila! I could have a bit of privacy as well as a small herb garden. This would therefore be handy and delicious!


Things have not quite worked out that way. 


So far, I have killed 

  • Two pots of Vietnamese mint
  • Two pots of lavender
  • One pot of coriander (okay, it might be too cold to grow that here)
  • One pot of basil
And of my surviving plants (a small rosebush, two gerberas, a pumpkin vine, and a solitary box hedge plant inherited from the previous tenant), the pumpkin isn't looking too great and the gerberas will die come Winter. I've been told to invest in more roses - apparently they should be hardy enough to survive. *sigh*

Friday, July 22, 2011

Not much to report.

After the excitement of last week where I was out every night, this past week was pretty much time for recovery. In addition, work was pretty stressful because we were being reviewed (with on site visits!) to make sure we weren't burning Institute/Government money! In hindsight, I don't know why it was so stressful - it wasn't as if they could shut down our department or cancel my contract. I guess it was the mass hysteria/stress from departmental heads infiltrating down.


In other news, I would like to recommend that everyone watch this documentary on Australian TV - it was conceived by the woman who I hold responsible for my even being overseas! Okay, I'm a Wissenschaftlerin in Muenchen and this is a documentary about the development of the Department Store in the 19th century, but I truly believe that if I never went on the Ville Lumiere course in 2004, I wouldn't have worked up the nerve to move to Continental Europe as opposed to following all the other Aussies to London!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Weißwurst Frühstück

Ahhh, German Cuisine. Weißwurst is a boiled white sausage made from pork that's traditionally served for breakfast with sweet mustard (süßer senf), a pretzel, and a...er... weißbier (that's right, beer for breakfast). I consider myself a bit of a food viking - I like to go in and attack unknown meals with gusto, but when a number of proud Bayer und Bayerins are warning you about their own traditional meals, well, it just makes me extra curious! I met up with Chrish for lunch and having found that Weißwurst Frühstück was available, complete with the side of beer, I decided it was time I tried out the meal that divides Germany


The boiled weißwurst in their pot, the brezn, und the süßer senf

The weißbier, a Franziskaner, was super! Chris tried to steal it because he doesn't like the alcoholic beverage that came with his breakfast, a glass of prosecco

He also rubbed in how nice his breakfast was compared to mine

Hmmm, how can I describe it? The smell of boiled meat doesn't bother me in general but I could see how it could bother others. Being boiled, it was a real bitch to cut up but the flavour wasn't so bad - again, this might be due to my familiarity with boiled meat although the herbs and spices in the sausage gave it a distinct flavour. Would I try it again? Maybe, although I think I'll eat Chrish's choice next time - it came with smoked salmon!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Movie review - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II

And so we have now truly come to the end of an era. I won't do a plot review because it turns out there are several people in the world who haven't read the books and therefore don't know what happens! I will just say that this is probably the best adaptation of all the books - it occurred to me that we're seeing what amounts to perhaps the last 1/3 of the final book in its own 2 hour movie. That leaves quite a bit of time to show as much of the book as possible, although some things were cut short or omitted altogether.


Pros

  • Alan Rickman as Professor Snape. Well done. 
  • Professor McGonagall (Maggie Smith) IS DA BOMB!!! She really knows how to wave a wand like she means business!
  • Not too much Ginny Weasley (Bonnie Wright). This is a problem with casting children and having to keep them through the years. 
  • The effects. Just...wow! Particularly the dragon flying over London and the final battle.
  • The Ron-Hermione kiss is not as squirm-inducing as the Harry-Hermione kiss
  • Oh god, it almost made me cry!

Cons

  • I thought Dumbledore's history was one of the best sub-plots of the final book and was disappointed that it wasn't represented more in the movie. In fact, everything that they cut to make up time :(
  • Props to the director for not casting different actors for the epilogue but the make up to age everyone made them look pretty ridiculous and garnered quite the laughter count from the audience. 
  •  Oh god, it almost made me cry - but I didn't actually cry! But that might be saying more about me than the movie. 

A satisfying end to the series and to my extended youth! *sigh*
8/10!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Movie review - Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon

It's been a few years since the events of the last Transformers movie, and while the future looked as though it would be bright, life has not quite turned out the way Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBoeuf). Despite saving the world (twice), he can't find a job. And even the bright sides have dark bits - he's got and even hotter girlfriend in the form of Carly (Rosie Huntington-Whitely) but it's her paycheck keeing him in their HUGE DC apartment, and her boss happens to be McDreamy (Patrick Dempsey). Also, Bumblebee hasn't been hanging around as much. Diddums. Meanwhile, Optimus Prime (my great robot love) is angry because after visiting Chernobyl, he finds Cybertronian technology there - but after Buzz Aldrin (seriously, THE Buzz Aldrin) explains that the moon landing/space race was totally about investigating the ship of Sentinel Prime (LEONARD NIMOY) which crashed on the dark side of the moon, it....Why am I even bothering to explain the plot? This is a TRANSFORMERS film. And more than that, this is a Michael Bay film. 


People, this movie is one great hot mess. Everything that makes movies so bad it's good is here. Gosh, where do I start?


  • The fact that the robots are better actors than the real live actors (love you, Optimus Prime!)
  • The extremely hammy acting from people who've clearly taken this for the paycheck - John Malkovich and Frances McDormand, I'm looking at you.
  • The obligatory freeway chase sequence, particularly the bit where Bumblebee throws Sam into the air, transforms to avoid a burning wreck, then grabs Sam and transforms back into a car. Awesomeness
  • Two words - John Turturro.
  • McDreamy's hair and suit. 
  • The absolutely shameless product placement. Absolutely shameless.
I'm going to have an entire section for Rosie Huntington-Whitely.
  • The fact that they totally play up that this girl is way out of someone like Shia LeBoeuf's league 
  • And she really is a pretty girl but she is officially an even worse actress than Megan Fox. She's so bad it's hilarious.
  • She may not be able to act, but she sure can run in high heels!
  • And pout the entire time, even when speaking!
But as with my appreciation of the last two movies, the fact that everyone seems to be treating this as the joke it is, makes the entire thing HIGHLY enjoyable! Yes, despite all the ridicule I heap on it, it was damn entertaining. Switch your brain off and enjoy the ride.


Nobody really thought I was ever going to hate this, did you?!
7-8/10!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Slowly coming together...

Around the end of May, I escaped from that psycho bitch and moved into my new place. One of the problems with my new place was that it was completely unfurnished (other than a kitchen - but seriously, why do people take the  kitchen with them when they leave apartments here? It makes NO SENSE!!!). This was not a problem for Fabi as he had his own furniture. As we know, I then started to stake out the Ikea website to plan how I was going to express me. 


Now, almost two months later, I have nearly completed the furnishing of my first adult room. I'm highly amused to observe (along with others who have visited me) that I have achieved in making it a clearly feminine room while still being somewhat neutral. I've tried to nerded it up by putting that map of the world on the wall (colourful, German, AND educational - NERD ALERT!) 





I still need to purchase a couch to put into the back corner (coming soon) which I will use instead of a desk (heh), 

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Kaltenberg Ritterspiele

I think local friends in Muenchen are enjoying having me here as an excuse to do all the touristy things they normally wouldn't. Hear me out. As a foreigner who has never been to Germany before and a highly enthusiastic nerd, I'm always up for doing stuff! Want me to see your village? I'm there! There's a festival on? Count me in! Want to see a mummified Chalcolithic man? Boy howdy (coming soon, hopefully)! Whats that - a Mediaeval faire featuring JOUSTS?! Hell yes!!! So this weekend, Jul, Asia, and I took the S-bahn all the way to the end of the line and then a shuttle bus to Schloss Kaltenberg, home of Prinz Luitpold of Bavaria and site of the Kaltenberg Ritterspiele/Ritterturnier (Knight's Tournament)!  


Walking up from where the bus dropped us off, we were greeted by this:
That's right, it's a ye olde village gate with a drunk trumpeter inside to greet us all!

Walking through the gate, we got to see what I think is a recreation of a Mediaeval village, complete with various ye olde industries, staffed with people wearing ye olde clothes, and eat their olde style food.  

 Village heralds!

The village

 Living in the forest, Robin Hood-style.

Jugglers!

Olde Skool Bakery

My ye olde mead. Even though it's a beer made from honey, it was really sweet and strong, more so than I expected! 

Jul and Asia enjoy their beakers of mead.

Camels!

The event is held on the grounds of the schloss and we were able to look at it in all it's old glory.

 Heading towards the castle gate. We had to cross a bridge to get into it - kinda like crossing a moat...kinda wish it was a drawbridge though.

Yep, that's a schloss! 

So happy at all the cheese

There was also a parade of all the people taking part in the festival.

Knights in armour

Foot soldiers not in armour

Guys dragging their captured women around

A happy drunk friar.

After the parade, we made our way through the grounds to the arena to watch some pre-jousting demonstrations of stuff from the middle ages. 

 The stands. 

  The arena - as we took our seats, it was actually be smoothed out by a guy driving an ox! 

  Girl demonstrating falconry with her falcon.

 Guy demonstrating falconry with his eagle. The bird was a bit excited by the whole thing.  

 Some flag throwers from Florence, Italy.  

 I can't remember what this marching band were doing.


From here on, there are no photos. Why? Well everything was fun and games until just before the tournament show proper was about to start when a clap of lightning and thunder went off and the heavens opened. I was wearing a Gore-Tex jacket but was soon quickly soaked. I (and many others in the arena audience) quickly ignored the umbrella ban to open our devices in a paltry attempt to keep dry. 


As an aside, I'd like to say that Prinz Luitpold is HARDCORE. Despite being a sprightly 60 years old and wearing a nicely cut suit, he strode out onto the arena in the driving rain WITHOUT an umbrella to deliver a welcoming speech. I would have clapped except my hands were fixed in a death grip around my umbrella handle.


While huddled in the cold and rain, I pondered as to whether the event would be cancelled due to the mud being unsafe for horse riding, the players eventually came out and the show started. This year's event is based on part two of the Arthurian Cycle. As a result, we got to see Mordred tame a horse and then venture out to gather the fiercest warriors from the Orient (cue Turkish trick riding and Kung Fu fighting!), jousting as he challenges various Knights of the Round Table, and then a hand to hand combat battle between Mordred and Arthur! Muhahahah!


I'll admit, this entire event was pretty cheesy. Afterwards, I was asked how it was, I said that there were a lot of people walking around who looked like they may have been highschool misfits, or as Jul observed, "A lot of people seem to have interpreted *Mediaeval* as *Goth*." Having said that, cheese is tasty and watching the trick horse riding was still a great deal of fun! If they can guarantee that it won't rain cats and dogs again, I might consider going again to find out how the story concludes!  

Monday, July 11, 2011

Work retreat

Every year, my lab goes on a work retreat to discuss various work issues. This year's issue is the mid-term review that's coming up later this month, and so we headed off into the depths of The Bayerischer Wald (Bavarian Forest) to sit and bond (as a team) and discuss work. Here's how it went...


On the way to the Forest!

Our accommodation

Wildlife near the accommodation

 
Discussing work outside our rooms

Testing out various pieces of rustic furniture for comfort levels

Discussing work in the spa

Discussing work around a campfire


But seriously, we did do a lot of work and I hope my projects will go up from here!

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Movie review - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

After not having seen a movie in the cinema since JANUARY (shock horror!) I decided to hit the 10:15 session of POTC4 mit Ruben y Eva because I'm hardcore. Also, it was the only session that was in English on a Sunday night. *cough*


Following the events of the original trilogy, Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is in London to rescue his former first mate Gibbs from being hanged for piracy, who promptly informs Sparrow that the only reason he got caught is because an imposter is going around London advertising for people to join Jack Sparrow on a voyage. Jack is then arrested and taken to King George II who informs him that the Spanish have discovered the location of the Fountain of Youth and request that he join up with old foe Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush, now in the employ of the King) to stop the Spanish from claiming it. The request is gracefully declined, and Jack goes on to discover that the imposter is in fact old flame, Angelica (Penelope Cruz), who turns out to be the daughter of Blackbeard (Ian McShane) and they too are after the Fountain of Youth. Cue the adventure!


First of all, this movie is not a rehash of the other three and exchanging Keira Knightly for Penelope Cruz was the best decision they ever made! She actually had a real reason for wanting to be at sea and the tension between her and Jack was believable rather than vomit-inducing. And while the story is a bit sillier than usual, featuring not only the fountain of youth but zombie sailors, fire-breathing ships (trust me on this), and mermaids (Astrid Berges-Frisbey) who fall in love with strangely studley missionaries (Sam Clafin - seriously, when he took off his shirt, I was thinking *gratuitous hip dips!*), I did find it actually entertaining. 


My main criticism is that by wringing out as much of Capt'n Jack Sparrow's idiosyncrasies as possible, the movie is incredibly long. There were several points where I thought to myself *Okay, here's the bit where Jack stages an incredible getaway* *Here's where he runs around like a gay pirate*, *Here's we he makes/asks a convoluted statement about the events that are occuring*, and *here's yet another incredible getaway*. Or maybe I'm just getting tired of the entire schtick - I get what he does, it doesn't need to be constantly reinforced. The movie ended at 12:30am and I think a good 20 minutes could have been cut by not doing all those little thingies. On the other hand, fans of the movie might prefer that so much time was spent concentrating on Jack's thing. *shrug*. 


Actually, I will also say that I didn't like the mermaid/missionary plot point. That was really boring and the shirtlessness was totally gratuitous. 


Anyway, the movie was in my opinon bit too long but better than the last one. I'm aware that's not really a recommendation but it is. Sorta. I walked out on Monday morning pleasantly entertained and that's my feeling reflecting back on it.
6/10 

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Tiger balm

I brought some Tiger Balm with me to Germs but instead of carrying that glass jar, I scooped it out and put it into one of those plastic jars you can use for hand luggage of fluids. I opened the jar yesterday to put some balm on an insect bite and found that the Tiger Balm had caused cracks to form in the plastic and to even go soft in the thinner parts of the wall.

And then I put it on my bite and tried not to think of the effect it had on a non-biological tissue.

Monday, July 04, 2011

Things You Eat When You're Alone - Vitalgebaeck

German discount supermarkets are awesome. As Chrish said when we reflected on the huge paycut we took when agreeing to move her from Aus to Germs, "Thank God for Lidl and Aldi!" Yesterday I went to Aldi with Juliane looking for food to make for dinner and snackies to take on the Schnitzmuehle, and I saw these:



Peanut and cashews held together with caramel!


They remind me of these peanut sticks that you could get in a Chinese grocery to be eaten for CNY but also of my almond and hazelnut cookies! Mmmm, I should make some batches of those. Anyway, I was well on my way to finishing the bag when Fabi came home and I offered him some. He was slightly surprised (horrified?) that I was enjoying them so much and refused the offer. Oh well, more for me!